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	== Character dynamics ==		== Character dynamics ==
	* '''Lucy and Yashy & Chirpy''' — Lucy has always kept her pets carefully in the dark about anything adult~~; just~~ one chapter earlier, she and Mike were shouting "Airplanes!" to convince Yashy that a lunch conversation wasn't about "Mom's private parts".<ref name=":c35p1">{{Cite chapter\|url=https://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c35/p1}}</ref> This chapter puts that habit under the worst pressure it has ever faced, and Lucy loses. Yashy walks away scandalized enough to spend the whole next day mulling the printout over and grilling Mike about it, while Lucy is left too mortified to explain anything.<ref name=":c36p4" /> It's all played for laughs, though, and the "Ma"-and-kids dynamic comes out intact.		* '''Lucy and Yashy & Chirpy''' — Lucy has always kept her pets carefully in the dark about anything adult. Just one chapter earlier, she and Mike were shouting "Airplanes!" to convince Yashy that a lunch conversation wasn't about "Mom's private parts".<ref name=":c35p1">{{Cite chapter\|url=https://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c35/p1}}</ref> This chapter puts that habit under the worst pressure it has ever faced, and Lucy loses. Yashy walks away scandalized enough to spend the whole next day mulling the printout over and grilling Mike about it, while Lucy is left too mortified to explain anything.<ref name=":c36p4" /> It's all played for laughs, though, and the "Ma"-and-kids dynamic comes out intact.

	== Trivia & observations ==		== Trivia & observations ==
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	* '''[[Under Pressure]]''': Just one chapter earlier, Yashy loudly scolds Mike at lunch over how he's been talking about "Mom's private parts", and Lucy and Mike scramble to convince her they were really discussing airplanes. It's the same cover-up job Lucy is doing here, pushed a good deal further.		* '''[[Under Pressure]]''': Just one chapter earlier, Yashy loudly scolds Mike at lunch over how he's been talking about "Mom's private parts", and Lucy and Mike scramble to convince her they were really discussing airplanes. It's the same cover-up job Lucy is doing here, pushed a good deal further.
	* '''[[The Burden of Parenthood]]''': Yashy's habit of lobbing blunt questions at Mike ~~goes all the way back to~~ this chapter, where she asks whether he's been making "Mom" abort every day. Her closing question here is that gag still going strong.		* '''[[The Burden of Parenthood]]''': Yashy's habit of lobbing blunt questions at Mike starts in this chapter, where she asks whether he's been making "Mom" abort every day. Her closing question here is that gag still going strong.
	* '''[[Birthday Double-Team]]''': The pets-versus-porn joke soon gets a rerun from the other side, when Chirpy accidentally opens a misplaced adult magazine and innocently asks, "Is he hurting her?"		* '''[[Birthday Double-Team]]''': The pets-versus-porn joke soon gets a rerun from the other side, when Chirpy accidentally opens a misplaced adult magazine and innocently asks, "Is he hurting her?"
	* '''[[Out of the Frame]]''': The side story that follows this chapter. Lily keeps up her knowing streak there, smugly informing the assembled cast that they're "the side characters nobody cares about".		* '''[[Out of the Frame]]''': The side story that follows this chapter. Lily keeps up her knowing streak there, smugly informing the assembled cast that they're "the side characters nobody cares about".

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	== Synopsis ==		== Synopsis ==
	[[Lucy]] is ~~at her desk~~ checking her email~~, where the usual "Lucy, join my social network" spam from "Your Friend" is waiting. She gleefully tells the sender exactly where to go, which earns her nothing but a curt "stfu" in reply. Then~~ a chat window pops up from an unknown "huzzla8410", pushing a video link. ~~Lucy~~ clicks it and wanders off to the kitchen while it downloads. There she finds [[Lily]] rooting through a box of Coocoo Charms as big as she is, hunting for the prize inside. Lucy teases her for being babyish, and Lily wants to know whether Lucy's "endless love triangles" are any better. Lucy stalks off in a huff, and Lily dives headfirst into the box.<ref name=":c36p1">{{Cite chapter\|url=https://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c36/p1}}</ref>		[[Lucy]] is checking her email when a chat window pops up from an unknown "huzzla8410", pushing a video link. She clicks it and wanders off to the kitchen while it downloads.<ref name=":c36p1">{{Cite chapter\|url=https://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c36/p1}}</ref>

	When ~~Lucy~~ gets back ~~with her juice~~, the download has finished, and what's playing on her screen leaves nothing to the imagination. "'''THAT'S.. A PORN VIDEO!!'''" ~~To make matters worse~~, the computer has frozen up completely ~~— the cursor is dead~~, Ctrl-Alt-Delete does nothing, and ~~shaking~~ the ~~machine doesn't help either~~.<ref name=":c36p2">{{Cite chapter\|url=https://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c36/p2}}</ref>		When she gets back, the download has finished, and what's playing on her screen leaves nothing to the imagination. "'''THAT'S.. A PORN VIDEO!!'''" Worse, the computer has frozen up completely, and Ctrl-Alt-Delete does nothing.<ref name=":c36p2">{{Cite chapter\|url=https://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c36/p2}}</ref> She hears [[Yashy]] and [[Chirpy]] chatting their way toward her door, and in the middle of the panic she even catches herself actually watching for a second, to her own immediate horror.<ref name=":c36p2" /> Yanking the power cord out of the wall ought to end it, but the video keeps right on playing.<ref name=":c36p3">{{Cite chapter\|url=https://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c36/p3}}</ref>

	Lucy ~~hollers for~~ the ~~absent Lily~~, ~~then hears [[Yashy]] and [[Chirpy]] chatting their way toward~~ her ~~door~~. In the ~~middle of all~~ the ~~panic~~, she ~~even catches herself actually watching for a second. "Wow.. She~~'s ~~really into it..~~" ~~She's suitably horrified with herself~~ a ~~moment later~~.<ref name=":~~c36p2~~" />		Yashy makes her grand entrance to find Lucy perched on the desk, blocking the screen with her whole body.<ref name=":c36p3" /> When Yashy gets suspicious, Lucy hoists the entire computer over her head, snapping the cord, and announces she's "Taking the computer for a walk!" The screen finally goes black.<ref name=":c36p4">{{Cite chapter\|url=https://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c36/p4}}</ref>

	~~Pulling the power cord out of~~ the ~~wall ought~~ to ~~end it, but Lucy pops back up to find the video still going~~, and ~~keels over backward. Plan B is to bury~~ the ~~computer under quilts, until~~ she ~~remembers that her mom carted off every quilt in~~ the ~~house, plus~~ the ~~beach towel, for washing that very morning~~.~~<ref name=":c36p3">{{Cite chapter\|url=https://www.bittersweetcandybowl~~.~~com/c36/p3}}</ref>~~		Lucy barely finishes celebrating before the printer whirs to life, and when the cancel button gets her nowhere she smashes the whole thing on the floor. One printed sheet slips free of the wreckage anyway. Yashy grabs it, goes bright red, and demands, "Where the hell is he putting '''that''' thing?!" Lucy can only curl up into a ball.<ref name=":c36p4" />

	Yashy~~, meanwhile, has decided to walk into the next room purely because she figures~~ it ~~would be suspenseful. Her grand entrance finds Lucy perched on the desk~~, ~~waving sheepishly and blocking the screen with her whole body.<ref name=":c36p3" /> When Yashy gets suspicious~~, ~~Lucy jumps up~~ and ~~hoists the entire computer over her head~~, ~~snapping~~ the ~~cord in the process. She announces she~~'s "~~Taking the computer for~~ a ~~walk!" Chirpy is fairly sure computers don't take walks, but at least the screen finally goes black~~.<ref name=":c36p4"~~>{{Cite chapter\|url=https:~~/~~/www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c36/p4}}</ref~~>

	[[File:c36_p4_panel17.png\|alt=Yashy, bright red, holds up a printed page and asks "Where the hell is he putting that thing?!" while Lucy curls into a trembling ball.\|thumb\|Yashy's education takes a sudden leap forward.]]		[[File:c36_p4_panel17.png\|alt=Yashy, bright red, holds up a printed page and asks "Where the hell is he putting that thing?!" while Lucy curls into a trembling ball.\|thumb\|Yashy's education takes a sudden leap forward.]]
	Lucy barely finishes celebrating before the printer whirs to life. Jamming the cancel button gets her nowhere, so she smashes the whole thing on the floor in front of the flinching pets. One printed sheet slips free of the wreckage anyway. Yashy grabs it, goes bright red, and demands, "Where the hell is he putting '''that''' thing?!" Lucy can only curl up into a ball.<ref name=":c36p4" />		The next day, out walking with [[Mike]], Yashy is clearly still chewing it over. With no context whatsoever, she asks him, "Have you ever tried that on her, Flea?" Lucy stares at the ground and begs him not to ask.<ref name=":c36p4" />

	The next day, out walking with [[Mike]], Yashy is clearly still chewing it over. With no context whatsoever, she asks him, "Have you ever tried that on her, Flea?" ~~Mike is baffled, and~~ Lucy stares at the ground and begs him not to ask.<ref name=":c36p4" />

	== Character dynamics ==		== Character dynamics ==

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